In response to a challenge here is my Top Ten Reasons I Like Homeschooling. Please, this is not meant to offend, put down school teachers, make fun, etc. Nor is this list exhaustive. It’s something I thought about during lunch and wrote down. Enjoy……

10. Guns are allowed and their proper use is taught

9. I can teach while I am in my pajamas (the students can wear theirs too)

8. Dogs and other pets are allowed in the classroom (in most cases)

6. The smell of fresh baked bread during math

5. Prayer is allowed and encouraged

4. Sword fighting during “recess”

3. The “facts of life” are taught naturally – livestock, pets, etc.

2. The teachers love each other and their students – in a self-sacrificing way

1. Parent / Teacher conferences (often resulting in increased enrollment!)


12 responses to “Top Ten List”

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    NOW, the commercial??? 🙂

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    That will take a bit more time and thought, and a budget, voice actors. Hmm, who could play me? Mel Gibson? We look alike but I am not sure about the voice thing. His is much higher, girlish like….

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    Sounds to me like you’re going to back out of the challenge, take the easy way out…Well, I should have known.Do you think you can handle a girl, big guy? Do you think you’re up for it? :)Just think of that first tentative knock on the door…a BOY, asking her out.But wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. I should point you first to — drum roll — the Changing of the Diapers.As my dh says, “What am I supposed to DO?!?!?!?”And I will just leave it at that. Too bad the discussion had to turn to girls, because I was really, really, REALLY looking forward to that commercial…

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    HOLD ON. I never said anything about not doing it. I just need a bit of time.Girl? You really didn’t need to go there. Think of what a girl would do to my image. Imagine the men that read this blog clicking on the shortcut on their desktop one morning to find….pink. It would be all over. God is merciful and I trust that He will do what is best….limit the female presence in this house to my beautiful wife.

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    To restrict yourself to boys is to forego the drama of tutus and butterfly kisses, to ignore the bouquets, and to not fully appreciate the torment – I mean the joy – of parenthood! :)More time, that’s what they all say…OK, but I’m not forgetting…

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    Great list. I can say for certain that a few of yours are a few of mine.PS — Sarah is right. The torments of parenting should not be restricted to parenting boys. After three boys, God gave us a girl and now the boys are learning the joys of teaching her to shoot basketball and make potty noises. Good fun!

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    NOW, the commercial??? 🙂

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    That will take a bit more time and thought, and a budget, voice actors. Hmm, who could play me? Mel Gibson? We look alike but I am not sure about the voice thing. His is much higher, girlish like….

    Like

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    Sounds to me like you’re going to back out of the challenge, take the easy way out…Well, I should have known.Do you think you can handle a girl, big guy? Do you think you’re up for it? :)Just think of that first tentative knock on the door…a BOY, asking her out.But wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. I should point you first to — drum roll — the Changing of the Diapers.As my dh says, “What am I supposed to DO?!?!?!?”And I will just leave it at that. Too bad the discussion had to turn to girls, because I was really, really, REALLY looking forward to that commercial…

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    HOLD ON. I never said anything about not doing it. I just need a bit of time.Girl? You really didn’t need to go there. Think of what a girl would do to my image. Imagine the men that read this blog clicking on the shortcut on their desktop one morning to find….pink. It would be all over. God is merciful and I trust that He will do what is best….limit the female presence in this house to my beautiful wife.

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    To restrict yourself to boys is to forego the drama of tutus and butterfly kisses, to ignore the bouquets, and to not fully appreciate the torment – I mean the joy – of parenthood! :)More time, that’s what they all say…OK, but I’m not forgetting…

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    Great list. I can say for certain that a few of yours are a few of mine.PS — Sarah is right. The torments of parenting should not be restricted to parenting boys. After three boys, God gave us a girl and now the boys are learning the joys of teaching her to shoot basketball and make potty noises. Good fun!

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