Things I Don’t Understand #3
Really, I do not understand NASCAR. Not that I don’t understand that these are fast cars basically going in circles but I don’t understand the point. Let’s be real, most people are only watching for the crashes. It’s like an expensive demo-derby.
Furthermore, I don’t understand why so many NASCAR fans are upset by the whole Homeland Security incident. We all know that it was simply a typo or misprint if you will. The memo read that officials be inoculated before going to a NASCAR race. It was later pointed out that the memo should have stated that officials be inebriated before going to a NASCAR race. Even I could have figured that one out hoss!
James M. Hahn, Author 